These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.
(via mochaneko)
- normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
- me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
reasons to let me cuddle you:
- I will stick my cold hands all over your body
- I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
- I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
- nuzzling???
- I will be smiling the whole time
- you’re warm and I’m not
- let me leech your heat
- please
I am officially accepting heat leech applications
(via mochaneko)
I spent my cousin’s graduation party avoiding karaoke and teaching kids how to playfight with sticks without hurting each other
i dont care what you say this is the best page in homestuck
(via incelestiawetrust)



