fuckyeahlaughters:

deanleysen:
These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.

fuckyeahlaughters:

deanleysen:

These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.

(via mochaneko)

  • normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
  • me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING

yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

  • I will stick my cold hands all over your body
  • I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
  • I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
  • nuzzling???
  • I will be smiling the whole time
  • you’re warm and I’m not
  • let me leech your heat
  • please

I am officially accepting heat leech applications

(via mochaneko)

8 hours of work on 4 hours of sleep
fffffuck
let’s do this

I spent my cousin’s graduation party avoiding karaoke and teaching kids how to playfight with sticks without hurting each other

amporasmakemedampora:

i dont care what you say this is the best page in homestuck

(via incelestiawetrust)